I was walking my dog the other day when a man stopped traffic I heard several horns he then pulled his car over to the curb and said “Man are you beautiful, I had to stop, you look familiar, I think I know you, are you single?” I asked, “How about you?” His response was “Maybe!”

This leads me to think about the pick-up lines married men have approached me with—So here we go my top 10 favorites:

1. My wife and I have nothing in common. (You mean like the kids, house, finances and marriage license?)
2. My wife doesn’t like sex.
3. Don’t you like gifts and trips? (In this case they should show the offerings up-front, you know bring the diamonds and airline tickets with them).
4. I’ll be your benefactor. (This means I will set you up in an apartment and isolate you).
5. We’re separated in the same house; we sleep in separate rooms.
6. We have an open relationship (This means she is either out of town or they live out of town).
7. I’ve never done this before.
8. I married to young and I’m thinking about getting a divorce.
9. My wife no longer turns me on. (This means she’s showing signs of her age).
10. My wife doesn’t appreciate me. (This means we now have children and they are a priority leaving less time for her to dote on him).

Let’s be fair to us ladies and list their favorite top ten—but come to think of it there is only one answer “YES, when and where?”

Make it an Excuse Free™ Day!
Dr. Leslie Seppinni